I've been really hungry...

...and it's too bad that to quell this hunger I have only to choose between a douche, and a turd sandwich. Woe is me? No, sadly woe is US. Huh, how 'bout that, when bolding the US initially meaning only to exaggerate referring to myself and any other (the maybe 1) reader that might happen along here, the bolded US reminds me that it's not just myself and a few other's who will begrudge this tragedy but the whole of the U.S. as well - An Entire Nation Loses Last Night the header should read, and not just because The Douche won, but because if he didn’t then The Turd Sandwich did! Pickin’ up what I’m layin’ down? Smellin’ what I’m cooking? Yeah, it’s like that, we’ve been cooking with rotten ingredients for so long now that when we get served some rancid bubbling stew most of us (well, after last night it’s at least over half anyway) rejoice, some even to tears! Go tell it on the mountain… Ballz. So yeah, huzzah for US, er, I mean - woe is U.S.

I'm still hungry.