Tuesday, November 21, 2006

How interesting...

...and mathematically indisputable to boot:
http://www.tcsdaily.com/article.aspx?id=111706A

Linked from http://instapundit.com/archives2/2006/11/post_481.php
I thought that the comments made here were interesting as well.

It never ceases to amaze me the libtards (well shit, idiot repubs too) willingness to ignore fact and truth, and to persuade the idiot American to the same end. It's this blatant disregard for Americas well being, and that of its Americans (Damnit!) that drives me up the frickin' wall. The truth is right there for us to see, why do we (idiot Americans that is) keep choosing to ignore these facts?! Do you remember how so many, fairly shortly after 9/11, started to point the finger at the government: "You knew that 9/11 was a possibility, why didn't you do anything to prevent it?!" Fags. And now, here's the government trying to prevent another terrorist attack by bringing the fight to the terrorist, and everyone's bitching that "It's just costing too many lives!" WTF?! Did they think all we had to do was point a finger and say "Bad Islamo dogs, very bad! Now don't you do that again." Apparently they haven't seen this yet: http://www.obsessionthemovie.com/ Fags.

I digress…poop.

Mr. Hand

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Take that Nov. 7th!!! Part 2

My response to the follow-up e-mail:

I'm admittedly cornfused/ignorant/ok, fair enough, maybe even a little stupid, but, what cancer? Do you mean: Not voting, having a democrat in office or being the majority in the house, making things worse, or all of the above??

"No matter how bad things are, they CAN get worse..."
Can? I already told you that I believe that regardless they WILL get worse; much worse.

"...and every Conservative vote in California is MOST definitely needed there..."
Oh, yeah, let's keep 'The Guvinah' in office. I grant you that the alternative is no better, but that's exactly my point. The whole idea of always having to choose only between the lesser of two lying-ass evils makes me want to vomit entrails from here to the grave.

Voting for someone you would only otherwise want skull-fucked in a dank prison, or leper colony somewhere, solely because they’re better than the alternative is a friggin’ lie all the same. I very much prefer Pepsi over Coke, but they both serve only to make me fat and unhappy. Thank God I’m not yet being herded into a booth at gun point to choose between the two. So, until that time comes, I'll happily stick with water.

I would much rather be part of a silent boycott than to feed into a system that I don’t just not like, but is severely broken. When your car starts smoking like a chimney and smelling like hot ass, you don’t (well, you shouldn’t) keep feeding it gas and taking it to the market, you take it to get fixed, parts replaced, etc. C’mon! The system IS broken; please don’t try to tell me that it’s not.
O…k… once again (see the first paragraph line one), if it’s not really broken I guess you can tell me that it’s not.

I know you’re probably cursing the heavens right now for giving you such a blasphemous *insert relationship here*, and if I were any other reader you would just mock/block/ridicule/and maybe even some smiting of me and be done with it, but know that I’m not trying to argue with you out of spite or even because I disagree with you. However, I am very, very, very, stubborn and willful. I would love to become a faithful servant in the house of **** and do thy bidding, my master, but I need more than "take me on faith." That REALLY doesn’t go over well with me.

“Of course, I used to think just like you do, until I realized it was stupid thinking.”
Really? Well, what changed? I’m sure that YOU weren’t stupid, so you couldn’t have been the hapless victim of stupid thinking, just different thinking. So what changed? Were you right/wrong then, are you right/wrong now, or are you just thinking differently now than you were then?

I truthfully don’t even really know what the difference between a Democrat and a Republican is, but I do know that they both lie almost every time their gaping sucks open up. So if it’s all lies, why should I care? I want to. I want to live in a democracy, and would gladly sacrifice to spread a democracy, but do we really live in one anymore? If you analyze some remains and the results come back 70% elephant and 30% jackass, would you report that you have discovered an elephant? I hope that you get my meaning. If it’s only mostly elephant would you really trust it not to swallow your soul?

I hope we can still be *insert relationship here* (assuming you even made it this far)...

Bractoon

More to follow, maybe...

Take that Nov. 7th!!!

I recently sent the following as a reply to an e-mail after having been commanded as such: "Have you guys voted yet? Get on it! And no fucking Democrats!" I thought the correspondence appropriate here:

- Yeeaahhh, about that... I'm sure I should just keep my keyboard quiet on this one and say "yes *insert name here*," but I'm feeling particularly saucy this morning - so here it goes: Voting only serves a purpose in a true democracy. This is not, it's a farce. I told you before that I think we're circling the drain; and in the end I'd rather just be the one dodging bullets with a clean conscious knowing that I had nothing to do with this mess. "That's exactly why you should vote dumbass!" You might rebuke. But you'd be wrong. I'm not at all concerned with ending up with the wrong guy over a vote, 'cause they're all gonna be the wrong guy (or jeez, now it could even be the wrong gal). Being in office is no longer about being a public servant, it's about self service; it's about money, power, and influence. And now, more than ever before, the office, no matter how big or small, grants those things in excess. Well I say "puhtuie!" The worst part is that no matter how aware of this situation we the gahl danged people are, or even how spitting outraged we are by it, we the people, the common man, we who are supposed to be being served, don't have the money, the power, or the influence. We no longer have a voice (except for the purpose of pissing and moaning of course, but only until we can suckle on the lies some more into quiet blissful slumber); and I'm sorry, I don't care what we tell ourselves, the damage has been done, we aint gonna make a difference. Countries, empires, civilizations, what have you, have been in this situation before - and I don't recall their options/solutions for fixing their lot to be less than bloody or even realistic, especially now considering what we'd be up against. I haven't given up, I never started, I haven't quit, I'm just not fighting. Long whine short, I think I'll just keep walkin' on the beech with the wife, watching my cable TV, and enjoying the occasional bite o' McDonalds; a crack laden double cheeseburger for 99 cents? C'mon. The booths were kinda outta my way anyhow. Sorry. -

So there.

To be continued...