I have...
The sound of his voice makes me want to shit myself . His word choice is stupefying. The fact that he is able to hold a conversation with anyone, especially women, for more than eight seconds, or more than once for that matter, drowns out all of my hope for men and women everywhere. Ladies, please! Can you do no better?!
The wretched masticating of his food is equally revolting and horrifying. I may throw up. Really, I feel queasy.
My dear, dear, Lord; this window licking butt pirate fires me to the brink even while sleeping. Who can do that? Seriously!
This wealth of foul could only be a gift straight from hell to a man. Yes he snores, but this is no ordinary snore. Snot, mild suffocation, what makes that noise?! The myriad of sonic tragedies I am forced to endure on a daily basis is cruel and unnatural punishment. Am I strong enough? I don’t know…….maybe not.
I'm so glad that chapter has come to an end.
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