Can it be true?!

Oh happy day! I've heard through the grape-vine that Seasons of Beavis and Butthead are going to be released on DVD, and this time WITH their music video commentaries(the best part I must say)! And that this would just be a pre-cursor to possibly bringing all new episodes back to our ever brain draining television sets. Somebody pinch me.

I scribbled this down many years ago, late at night of course. I dug it out of my closet and figured, well, this would be the place for it eh?


“Hey, how’s it goin’?” What a wonderful phrase
Spoken by a young god, blonde and strange
I’ll keep these words with me the rest of my days.
These words that bring comfort, and make me feel fuzzy
Will we ever look back and say “Beavis, who was he?”

“Hey Baby.” Just do what I say
Come along quietly so I can get laid.
He’s got big gums; he’s a natural born leader
Though all of his thoughts take place in his wiener.
All he gets from the chicks is “Hey loser, drop dead!”
But what kind of world would it be, without Butthead?

They roam around aimlessly spanking their monkeys
Watching TV all day, they’re MTV junkies.
They torture small animals, teachers, and friends
But we will still love them, to the bitter end.

Imagine a world without Beavis and Butthead
I wash my hands of the notion
I would rather be dead.

Listen to my words; you know it’s all true
Life without Beavis and Butthead
What would we do?