Here we go again...

If a bear had no hair, I would certainly stare.
But could it still inflict that usual bear scare?
If he stood up straight, and shook out his bear skin,
Bared his sharp teeth, and roared out to his bear kin,
Would you still cry out until your high voice wore thin?
My advice for escaping this bear with no hair,
Is to close your eyes tight –
And picture him in underwear.